Fox 29 to Offer Vamped-Up Political Coverage
Although you might be getting the bulk of your ’08 election coverage from CNN and MSNBC, it’s time to shove funny-bearded Wolf Blitzer and lesbianic Anderson Cooper aside while Pennsylvania’s in play. Meet your new political correspondent: Kerri-Lee Halkett. (Oh … and Bruce Gordon.)
Halkett (and Bruce Gordon) will host You Decide 2008: Battleground Pennsylvania this evening at 11 p.m. and every Tuesday through April 22nd. Tonight, the FOX 29 crew welcomes Fox News’s mini-O’Reilly, Shepard Smith, via satellite from Mississippi to talk all things Obama/Hillary/McCain with Halkett (and Bruce Gordon).
Hopefully, Smith won’t get tongue-tied in front of Halkett (and Bruce Gordon), causing another unfortunate curb-job/blow-job slip.
Shepard Smith helps Fox 29 Tomorrow [The Mighty Dan Gross]
March 11th, 2008 at 12:47 pm
I’d hit it!!!!
March 11th, 2008 at 12:53 pm
Yes I am definitely developing an intense interest in politics now. Fark
March 11th, 2008 at 1:00 pm
Wow… I have a suddenly urge to get into politics…
March 11th, 2008 at 1:08 pm
I ain’t proud, I’d hit it. Thanks for the farking.
March 11th, 2008 at 1:14 pm
Wow.. passion IS returning to politics!!!
March 11th, 2008 at 1:24 pm
um….yes. Can gordon watch?
March 11th, 2008 at 1:30 pm
I’d give that the ol’flamin amazon:
The flaming amazon is when you are giving a girl the grizzle, and right before you twurk up in her drumette of love; you whip out your zippo, set her buckwheat farm on fire, then extinguish the flames with your gorilla juice.
March 11th, 2008 at 2:23 pm
get a job damnineedajob.com
March 11th, 2008 at 2:30 pm
I would have sexual relations with that woman.
March 11th, 2008 at 2:41 pm
Sharp knees, I would not hit it.
March 11th, 2008 at 3:04 pm
I can haz political adjenda?
March 11th, 2008 at 3:17 pm
Any day or night of the week. I feel a primary in my pants…
March 11th, 2008 at 4:19 pm
She could touch my Poll itical
March 11th, 2008 at 4:26 pm
want
March 11th, 2008 at 6:08 pm
I live in Philly and RUMOUR has it that she’s a nut job. Besides she’s not all that.
March 11th, 2008 at 9:41 pm
I’d hit it AND I’d have sex with her…wait, what did you guys mean by “hit it”
March 12th, 2008 at 12:49 am
She is gorgeous. I saw her at Starbucks and my jaw dropped. She was sweet and kind of shy. I wanted to hit it over a latte on the spot. Was that a “pearl necklace” I saw her wearing on the air tonight? LMAO
March 12th, 2008 at 12:53 am
I’m from Philly, too, and I’d hit it. I’m thinking as it crosses Market Street by City Hall, then dump the stolen car along Broad Street and take the Market- Frankford El back home…,
March 12th, 2008 at 3:32 am
Fark! Boobies! Hitler!
March 12th, 2008 at 12:03 pm
I’ma stuff that ballot box, yo!
March 12th, 2008 at 2:35 pm
I’d hit it like freight train -
people screamin’ and running away, smoke, fire, screeching metal, and probably some property damage
March 13th, 2008 at 7:26 pm
You bet I’d hit that, too! I got a hanging chad that’s just waiting to bust loose!
March 13th, 2008 at 11:42 pm
I am LMAO at these comments. K-L is a real fun girl and I know she’s got to be laughing at these to
April 19th, 2008 at 12:28 pm
Whatever, KL is fine, you know it, she ain’t no nut job.
I agree with Steve, these are pretty dang funny… and hopefully not offensive, I can’t stand when people can’t chuckle at borderline comments.