12:30 Report: Your News Update
Booker on Hill: The Q102 DJ and Alycia Lane-invader had this to say about Hillary Clinton’s appearance on his show this morning: “She’s smooth … Now let’s see if we can get Barack to do the same thing.” [Inquirer]
You cannot deny his entrepreneurial spirit: A 22-year-old Lancaster man was busted for running a “party van,” in which, for a mere $5, willing underage drinkers could experience the thrill of what it’s like to be a homeless alcoholic in Lancaster. [CBS 3]
Mitch Williams’s Wild Thing demons resurface at the worst possible time: Former Phillies closer attends his 10-year-old daughter’s basketball game, doesn’t like the refs calls, drops f-bombs, gets tossed out of gym. He’s no longer allowed to attend her games while that officiating crew is working. [Bugs and Cranks (via MDG)]
Joey Vento still being Joey Vento: The English-only cheesesteak-slinger is most likely not going to get a pop-in visit from either Barack or Hillary in the next few weeks. Just a hunch. [Philebrity]
