Call Girl Fingered as Penn Student
The always snooping collar-poppers at Ivygate have unearthed a possible part-time professional sexer trolling amongst the deep-pocketed smart kids at Penn. Their evidence that the lady-for-hire is a Quaker comes from an ad on “exoticcourtesan.com” that proclaims “Eva is a new addition to the Philadelphia scene! A hot Italian spinner! She is currently a finance major at an Ivy League university.”
The cost? $300 an hour, $450 for 1.5 hours, and $600 for two hours. (You’d think a finance major would understand that offering volume discounts increases business.) If you’d like to bring your own girlfriend/TI82 calculators into the mix, couples are $450 an hour.
She is also available for “outcalls.” So be wary of any impromptu “fundraising events” pulled together by various traditionally sex-starved campus organizations over the weekend. You know how resourceful a blue-balled astrophysics major can be.
Is the job market really this bad? [IvyGate, via Gawker]
March 7th, 2008 at 1:01 pm
Hee hee, you said “fingered.”