12:30 Report: Your News Update
Chelsea about to be ubiquitous: In two weeks, everyone will be so sick of Chelsea Clinton sightings that she could break the cheesesteak-eating record at Jim’s and no one would give a crap. Today, Chelsea drops onto Penn’s campus at 4:30 p.m. to start rallying the smart kids for mom. [Inquirer]
Start training for St. Patty’s Day now: Philadelphia Brewing Company is ready to start pouring. Try the Kenzinger tonight, if you’ve officially sworn off Miller Lites for real this time. [Foobooz]
Phillies ballgirls promote wholesomeness: The Phillies ballgirl blog offers fascinating insight into the life of a girl who fetches balls part-time for the local baseball franchise. [Philebrity]
Zoo animal-shooting the new cow-tipping?: Two Cumberland County teenagers were slapped with weapons charges after they used pellet guns to shoot at a caged bear and a tiger at the local Cohanzick Zoo. [NBC 10]
