12:30 Report: Your News Update
Who the hell is Chris Clemons?: A 26-year-old defensive end for the Raiders, apparently. And it appears that the Eagles are about to pounce on him. On a sexiness scale, this is about a 4, but it’s also an upgrade. [InsidetheIggles]
That’s what you get for playing with air guns: Plymouth-Whitemarsh’s alleged massacre-plotter Dillon Cossey had his electronic gaming equipment stolen. The perpetrators were three other ninth-graders who broke into Cossey’s home and stole his stuff in a misguided act of vengeance. [Inquirer]
Academy of the Fine Arts gets gifted: A former student and her super-rich husband donated $2 million to help name the foyer in one of its new buildings. [BizJournal]
Snow tonight won’t be that messy: So, this dreaded Alberta Clipper that’s had Hurricane Schwartz’s bow-tie spinning since late yesterday isn’t going to screw up the Friday commute home that much. Expect about an inch of snow by 5 p.m. [Inquirer]