Obama Gal’s Dancing Jugs Didn’t Make It to the Voting Booth

Obama Girl Hazleton’s Amber Lee Ettinger, also known as the hip-shaking vixen “Obama Girl,” won’t impress her presidential idol or his constituents after admitting that she didn’t vote in the primaries on Tuesday.

Ettinger was in New York, but told the New York Times’s Jennifer 8. Lee she didn’t vote because she’s “registered in New Jersey.” Ettinger, seemingly oblivious to the fact that Super Tuesday also stretched over to the Garden State until reminded by Lee, added that she was sick and didn’t have the energy to make it across the bridge and back in time. Poor seductively gyrating baby.

Ettinger promises to get out and vote for Obama come November, though. Not good enough for some of Obama’s non-slutty supporters, who now consider her act tawdry and stupid. One reader on the Times’s “City Room” blog said this:

Wow…what a waste.
 
She had a chance to mean something– to be something other than just another shallow bimbo on an ego trip.
 
Too bad.
 
We’ll just have to toss her into the “just another useless faux celebrity” bin.
 
Bye bye Obama Girl.

See that, Amber? You had the chance to mean something. You could’ve changed the world, Obama Girl.

Obama Girl Didn’t Vote [New York Times]

 
 

2 Responses to “Obama Gal’s Dancing Jugs Didn’t Make It to the Voting Booth”

  1. john Huerta Says:

    The Obama Girls are really in the groove.

  2. Matt Weiss Says:

    Do you really need me to tell you what Obama Girl “means”?

    Well, okay.

    When a man and a woman…

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