Hurricane Schwartz Mines for Web Poon
According to Michael Klein’s Inqlings column, Philadelphia weather geek Glenn “Hurricane” Schwartz has taken to the internet to satisfy his meteorologically minded sex drive. Hurricane began using Match.com last week, Klein reports, and he’s happy with it so far: “It works. There are so many well-educated, successful women out there — some of whom I’ve never met.” Easy there, Studly.
Apparently, Schwartz lists himself as a cat-lover and both a scientist and a jock. His weird turn-ons include brainiacs, power, sarcasm, public displays of affection and, of course, thunderstorms.
His only turn-off is body-piercing. So, ladies, rip out that nipple ring, go adopt a tabby and bone up on your high pressure systems — this local icon with the Nation of Islam-inspired dress code could be all yours.
Schwartz advertises his charms [Inqlings]
The Most Famous Weatherman in Philadelphia [Philadelphia magazine]
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