Philly Mobster Thinks Chris Booker Pees Sitting Down

Chris BookerThe City Paper added an original take to the Alycia Lane media pile-on by interviewing some of Philadelphia’s most revered denizens: mob associates. Writer Gabrielle Valentine called a couple of area goombahs (and goombahrinas) to get their take on how the anchorprincess has been handling herself. An “associate” of reputed crime leader Joseph “Uncle Joe” Ligambi told the CP that he likes Alycia better now, but her boy-band-haired radio jock boyfriend, Chris Booker? Eh … not-a so much-a.

“What kind of man lets his girl take a pinch? Alycia’s got bigger balls than her boyfriend. A real man would’ve gotten locked up, maybe cracked the cop hisself. What’s she doing wit’ such a pussy?”

Gossiped Girls [City Paper]

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5 Responses to “Philly Mobster Thinks Chris Booker Pees Sitting Down”

  1. soulja Says:

    Alycia LAne is an ego totally out of control. She obviously isn’t a good lay either. why hasn’t any man stayed with her?

    hmm

  2. Ben Alvedez Says:

    I heard she’s a dead fish in the sack

  3. Diego Says:

    Booker was checking his make-up in the rear view mirrow when the whole thing went down.

  4. moose Says:

    Funny how ALycia Lane used the dyke epithet since she was shcacking up with her news director susan schiller who is a bisexual. the two were having sleepovers at lane’s washington squaer apartment while Schiller went thru marital problems. Was Lane trying to cover up the fact that she has homosexual feelings?

  5. ralph eckert Says:

    chris booker is a no talent nobody that should be pushing carts at pathmark the radio show is terrible with him on it.He is not phila not even close. His girls comments may not be justified but what kind of man lets his lady do all the fighting. he is a punk thats not philly at all.Lets send him back to NY for a job, wait they dont want him either if they did he would left by now

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