12:30 Report: “You’re Still There?” Edition
It will only attack if you don’t pay for the end table: A wildlife specialist was called to a Woodlyn furniture store to remove a small hawk. The hawk stayed for two days, living in the rafters of the store, until finally being lured out by the trapper with a caged quail. Nobody was harmed. Not even the quail. [6 ABC]
Yeah, it was probably just T.O.: The always insightful and Italian-friendly 700Level points out that the Eagles may have given T.O. a line of crap when they said they don’t recognize individual achievements after his 100th touchdown. Yesterday, they were pretty happy to point out Westbrook’s record-breaking day. [The700Level]
Will Bunch never sleeps: The Attytoodinal writer hauls off on the recording industry for its aggressive pursuit of illegal downloads. The he ties it into the newspaper industry’s similar lack of forward thinking. [Attytood]
Comcast founder to get posthumous salary: Ralph J. Roberts will continue to make millions from Comcast even when he’s no longer on this earth. As part of his agreement, Roberts will make his base salary of $1.6 million for the next five years after his death. The salary then goes over to his son, Brian, who is his main beneficiary and current chairman of Comcast. [BizJournal]
