Jocelyn Kirsch Naked Photos Are Inevitable
The more national news this story generates, the less clothing Jocelyn Kirsch appears to be wearing. Take this top tub-shot photo published in this morning’s Brisbane Times. By the end of the week, expect either a full-frontal nude shot of Kirsch riding a mechanical bull or a horrifying “Two Girls, One Cup”-style video to surface.
Overall, the national coverage of this story is extraordinary. Noah Cohen, editor of Drexel’s newspaper The Triangle said that he tried to nail down an interview with one current Dragon student who claims to be an ex-hook-up of Kirsch, but the guy backed out because he “felt bad about it.” The student also told Cohen he walked away from a Good Morning America interview. Really?
Sad part is, Kirsch seems like she’ll actually benefit from this notoriety — post jail sentence, of course. Regardless of how deplorable her actions were, there’s going to be some enterprising, slimy talent agent who’ll dust her off and trot her around the tabloids and tit-rags. You don’t think Playboy has tried to contact her already? Please. Hefner’s henchmen probably helped post her bail.
Hopefully, Daily News writer Regina Medina becomes a very rich woman at the end of all of this as well. She should contact an agent and an entertainment lawyer immediately to ensure she’s paid handsomely. Enough where she can afford her own $2,200 hair extensions.
Charged: Bonnie and Clyde of Identity Theft [Brisbane Times]
The Party’s Over [Daily News]
PHOTO: Brisbane Times
December 5th, 2007 at 6:52 pm
What a bitch!
December 5th, 2007 at 7:12 pm
Bonnie & Clyde? Are you serious? As bad as these two are, they didn’t murder anyone.
December 5th, 2007 at 7:17 pm
Her father posted the bond. He is a well known plastic surgeon in Winston-Salem, NC. Jocelyn was duped by her boyfriend. Bonnie & Clyde, no. Stupid kids, yes.
December 5th, 2007 at 7:30 pm
“Jocelyn was duped by her boyfriend. Bonnie & Clyde, no. Stupid kids, yes.”
23 and 25 years old is a kid? In what country?
please: given all the comments in the Philly Daily News from JK’s ex-friend, who kept a list of all the shit the little thief stole, your JK has a long history of thievery. LONG.
December 5th, 2007 at 10:24 pm
well said
December 6th, 2007 at 6:26 am
They deserve many years in jail
December 6th, 2007 at 9:44 am
is it just me or can you see the top of her left nip in that picture? whats a bathtub without some tub toys anyway, like a rubber ducky or plastic boat!
December 6th, 2007 at 11:12 am
“Jocelyn was duped by her boyfriend” No No No, he was duped by her. She is the mastermind behind the whole scheme.
December 6th, 2007 at 2:29 pm
I blame video games.
December 6th, 2007 at 7:04 pm
I think its her right thumb..covering up.
December 6th, 2007 at 10:23 pm
Nope, that’s a nip.
December 7th, 2007 at 9:35 am
There may be elements of societal self-deception, the dollar isn’t actually worth anything. The couple deserve a prize from the treasury for finding hotels & retailers in Europe prepared to take the stuff.
Harvested human hair from Siberian prisons & orphanages doesn’t make it for me in the fraud stakes. I am also sorry to hear that people are already being executed in Iran for possession of some of Ms Kirsch’s photos.
Brendan Behan once said he couldn’t imagine a human tragedy that couldn’t be made worse by the arrival of the police.
Ms Kirsch has clearly been singled out by the police because she is possibly involved in crime. I find that horrifying.
Tazia
December 7th, 2007 at 10:59 am
Methinks that Jocelyn saw too many images of Paris, Britney, and Lindsay living the good life and wanted some for herself.
December 7th, 2007 at 11:52 am
‘Methinks that Jocelyn saw too many images of Paris, Britney, and Lindsay living the good life and wanted some for herself.”
Don’t be absurd you can’t have respectable frivolity with a 100K US, I would not have flipped Cambridge if fun could be had for loose change.
A smart Teddy Bear these days earns more than 100K. One of mine is making a documentary for cable about sharks or the Blue Nile or something.
There is no shame in being poor, it just isn’t any fun.
Tazia
December 7th, 2007 at 12:52 pm
I can’t WAIT for the hustler issue to hit the stands with her in it!!!! I’ll line up the night before it goes on sale to buy a bundle of copies
December 7th, 2007 at 1:58 pm
for what it’s worth she comes from a real nice family; her dad is a very generous man in the community
December 8th, 2007 at 7:23 pm
for what it’s worth she comes from a real nice family; her dad is a very generous man in the community
Yes, very generous. He donated her silicone implants. The gift that keeps on giving!
He should be committed into an asylum.
December 9th, 2007 at 6:23 pm
Jocelyn needs to spend a long time in jail and then work in a fast food restaurant cleaning after others are finished dining. Stealing money and screwing around in other peoples lives is something that a large price needs to be paid. Send her to Irag as a soldier!
December 9th, 2007 at 10:27 pm
Sounds like like the upbringing of the tramp known as jocelyn was heavily weighted to the superficial side….I mean REALLY breast implants from daddy???? she will probably be claiming he abused her too! They should be sentenced to life……in Kmart clothes
December 12th, 2007 at 1:47 pm
She’s hot.
December 14th, 2007 at 1:18 pm
Oh I’m just waiting for her to appear in adult films!! Oh God, please, please let her become the next x-rated starlet!!!!
December 17th, 2007 at 3:55 pm
Jocelyn made some huge mistakes and she will pay for them for the rest of her life. As a friend I feel very sorry for her as well as the victims. My hope is that a lesson is learned, justice is served, and that life will go on for the kirsch’s. Her father is a great man a very well respected back home. He is going through as much if not more than Jocelyn is right now and he doesn’t deserve it. So for you clowns to continue to bash her and her family, look at your selves in the mirror and just thank god that nothing has ever driven you to step out of character. Did she do wrong? yes, in so many ways. Will she ever recover from this situation? I have no doubt that she will because inside of everything your see in the media and friends telling story’s is a person, a descent person.
December 17th, 2007 at 11:36 pm
I’d quite happily commit identity fraud for a chance to cuddle up to her in the buff. Rrowww!
May 13th, 2008 at 8:47 pm
“mistake”? “descent person”? She’s a premeditating thief and liar, nothing less.
May 14th, 2008 at 12:06 am
What’s up with that dirt on her ankles?
May 17th, 2008 at 6:25 pm
She deserves the MAX. She stole my Daughter’s wallet at Drexel in 2005. Ordered items w/ her credit cards & took $600 over time from her bank account. Philly cops did NOTHING. Bank won’t do anything. Drexel was very helpful. She deserved a plea bargain? I THINK NOT! She’ll do it again.