The 8:30 Report: What Philly’s Talking About

1196169829Alycia Lane’s new dude: News anchor princess Alyicia Lane has a new guy: radio swordsman Chris Booker of Q102’s morning show. That sound you hear is heartbreaking wail of thousands of internet oglers still pining for those bikini photos. [The Mighty Dan Gross]

Atlantic City mayor, take two: After a couple of months of bizarre turmoil, Atlantic City appears to finally have a new honcho in place. However, it won’t be easy. According to the Inquirer: “With all his talk about an “extreme need to stabilize and restore the government,” one would think new Atlantic City mayor Scott K. Evans had taken office in a third-world nation.” [Inquirer]

Too many moles: Outgoing police commissioner Sylvester Johnson says there are too many cops passing along confidential information to the press. “We don’t have leaks, we have floods,” Johnson tells the Inquirer. [Inquirer]

Your commute probably sucked: An early morning crash shut down both sides of the Pennsylvania Turnpike. So far, no injuries have been reported. [KYW]

Jenna Bush in Bucks: The president’s daughter stopped by Pennsbury and Council Rock High School-North yesterday to promote her book Ana’s Story: A Journey of Hope. Students walked away amazed, inspired. Unfortunately, there were no reports of her drinking and dancing on tables in the cafeteria. [Bucks County Courier Times]

 
 

2 Responses to “The 8:30 Report: What Philly’s Talking About”

  1. Chamomiles Davis Says:

    Fresh from the rumor mill: I heard that Alycia was recently involved in a three-way with Q102’s Squirrelly D and Fat Michael.

  2. swoop Says:

    alycia suckin larry mendte’s dick and peter dunns wee wee too

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