Archive for September, 2007

Daily Examiner Interview: O.J. Lawyer Yale Galanter

1190914659For those of you pathologically addicted to all things slimy, the latest O.J. Simpson dust-up is the perfect fix. This time around it’s not a legal dream team but a Philly-born attorney in charge of convincing the world that The Juice is not guilty. Currently based in Fort Lauderdale, Yale Galanter graduated from Cherry Hill West High School and, since 2000, has been the personal attorney to one of the most infamous cultural icons in history. The Examiner got Yale to talk about the latest case, his thoughts on the media’s coverage of it, and whether he thought O.J. was guilty of killing his wife and a waiter.

So … how’s your life changed in the past month?

Not as much as you would think. I’ve been representing him since 2000, and every day representing him is a new experience. You know, obviously the last month, because of the charges in Las Vegas, things have been a little more hectic and busy. What most media people don’t know is that, if this guy gets a parking ticket or road rage … it’s the same.

Were you friends with him before you started representing him? I read this one article detailing that you guys embraced.

We’re not friends. I shouldn’t say that … I will tell you the only time I think we’ve ever embraced is when the road rage jury returned the not guilty verdict.

So, are you comfortable being in the limelight like this again?

In terms of the limelight, my day job is to be a criminal defense lawyer. My night job is [being] a frequent television analyst, a talking-head guy. [So] being on television is nothing new.

How does it feel to be representing a person who, in many people’s eyes, is one of the most reprehensible human beings on the planet?

In terms of representing the most infamous human on the planet — I’ll change your word from reprehensible. When O.J. met me in my office, in 2001, I had known for about two weeks that he was interested in me representing him on the road rage case down here. He interviewed me, but I sat on it for two weeks, because I wanted to discuss it with my wife, and more importantly I wanted to discuss it with my mom and dad. Because I knew by me being associated with him, their lives would change. And my father said to me, “Yale, you’re a criminal defense lawyer. This is what you do for a living. This is what guys like you do. They represent infamous people.” O.J. is obviously one of the more infamous people in the world, so I was going to pass. But I took it based on my dad’s advice.

Why were you going to pass?

Oh, I was fine. I don’t mean to gloat, but I had a real successful defense practice. Everything was smooth — [I]’m not a guy that likes a lot of change. [I] knew my life would change forever by representing him. I tell people at cocktail parties, when I die, the obit, it’s going to say “Yale Galanter: O.J. Simpson lawyer.”

So, has your family met him?

No, my family hasn’t met him. I don’t let my family see any of my clients.

But did it cross your mind when he interviewed you as an attorney that this is one of the most “infamous” people on the planet?

Did I realize who I was in the room with? Yes. I was a typical Philly kid. I grew up watching the Eagles lose. My dad and I had season tickets and used to go down to Franklin Field every weekend. So football was very big in my family. [I] was definitely aware of who he was, but I was definitely more enamored with his football career than anything else. I didn’t think, you know, this is a guy who everybody thinks got away with murder. I didn’t think about it. But the football stuff was major.

The murder trial never crossed your mind …

No … [R]ight, wrong or indifferent, I believe in the system. Because I’m a product of the system, I believe in it. And he was found not guilty. To me … nothing else matters. And I was a prosecutor and a criminal defense lawyer. I really believe that. The media, you know, sifts through evidence and decides what gets on the public airwaves … [A]s a product of the criminal justice system, I know that the best people on the planet to judge whether he was guilty or innocent were those 12 jurors, that’s what their sole focus was … and they found him not guilty.

Huh … okay?

I get that reaction a lot, but if you had 25 years in the criminal justice system, you’d react the same way.

I’m sure, but I’m assuming as a person who has watched TV in the last 20 years, you’d have a different reaction as well …

Yeah, but let me tell you something about that. I am one of the few people on the planet who reports the news and is the news. I’m in the position where I do both. When I was doing the Duke lacrosse coverage for NBC and MSNBC, I was actually reporting the news. Now, of course, I am the news. So I know the difference. I’m not being judgmental about the media, [but] somewhere along the way, not necessarily in terms of O.J., … [t]he need to be first became more important than the need to be accurate.

In terms of what?

In terms of how the public digests the news. … [G]ive you an example: When anybody wants to talk to me, they want to talk to me about the O.J. case — the glove, the blood, the Bronco chase. I mean, do you have any idea what percentage of the American public believes he was driving the Bronco?

I’m sure it’s high?

Yeah, most people you talk to have no clue that he was lying in the back seat and A.C. Cowlings was driving the Bronco. But because of the media exposure, people have opinions that are not accurate. All I’m saying is, the jurors had the most accurate information … [T]he nightly news is giving 24 minutes of information on a daily basis, and has three or four minutes devoted to the O.J. case. Well, the O.J. case was eight hours a day. All I’m saying is, somebody had to decide what got into that three or four minutes.

Okay, that’s probably true for a multitude of other topics, but this was a trial that was televised at least eight hours a day. People knew more facts about this case than they did about their own lives.

Am I aware that most of America thinks of my client as a double-murderer? The answer to that question is yes.

But …

Let’s put it this way: Say you’re out at a bar tonight, somebody gives you a dirty look, you defend yourself, get in a fight, and get thrown in jail. You got a job, a family — what are you going to do? You’re going to call a guy like me to get you off.

I understand what your job is. At the same time — this is a very loose comparison — but if you had taken on Charles Manson or somebody with, ahem, an equal level of infamy, it’s got to be different than taking on me when I get in a fight on a Wednesday night.

Not when you do what I do …

Sigh.

The questions you’re asking, what you’re saying is, O.J. Simpson, because of public perception, is not entitled to a good criminal defense attorney.

No, not really. I just don’t believe the minute this guy stepped into your office, your thought was “Wow, this is a guy I idolized playing football …”

I swear to you that’s what my first thought was…

Really.

Yeah.

Really?

Yeah!

Did you have an opinion about the murder trial before the verdict was given?

Did I have opinion … um … I think at the time … I think at the time … yeah. [Four-second pregnant pause.] Trying to think … at the time … [Eight-second delay to count how many years ago it was.] ’95 … yeah, at the time, I, like the rest of America, thought he did it.

So, when he was acquitted, all was forgotten?

No, I mean, I still had my doubts. I would say all was truly forgotten after I got to know him. And of course I was in the unique position to ask him certain questions that nobody else was. As his lawyer, I’ve actually read the entire trial transcript. You know, there was a lot of stuff that never came out.

Oh?

And when I say “never came out,” there was a lot of stuff that was never highlighted. I truly believe in him and I believe in what the jury did.

Of course you do. So, right now, do you hate Harvey Levin and TMZ.com for putting the Las Vegas case out there so much? Have they made his life miserable?

Actually, if you want to know the truth, if it was appropriate, I would send Harvey a bottle of champagne and flowers. And chocolates. He has single-handedly discredited my client’s two main accusers.

The fact that Levin released a portion of the tape that has [one of the accusers] saying “Hey, let me get the number of Lydia at Inside Edition … we’re going to make a fortune off of this …”

So, O.J. was set up again?

All I’m saying is, the next time I see Harvey, I’m definitely taking him to dinner.

PHOTO: Time Magazine

 

Imagine How Good the Drugs Will Be If They Actually Make the Playoffs

1190907482A reader submits these keen observations from last night’s Phillies game, which suggests some enterprising individuals have found a loophole in some of the new tailgating policies. Insert your own sics throughout:

It seems the market for nitrous balloons among the tailgating crowd has really taken off. I’ve heard about this at Dave concerts, but never at Phillies games. We parked in the Linc lot (between Citizens bank and the Linc). As people filed out after the game, several people set up shop directly inside the gates of the parking lot with industrial sized nitrous tanks, filling and selling balloons for $5 a pop. EVERYONE was buying them. People would casually alternate between puffs on a cigarette and pulls from a balloon. I must have seen 2 or 3 hundred people doing this. After the crowd died down a bit people started going car to car with full tanks on wheels selling them. Like I said, it seemed like a new trend to me, although I normally park in the Jetro lot, which I had previously considered the party lot. I guess I’ll have to reconsider now. On a related note, there were plenty of people pushing zannies in the lot too.

PHOTO: Daily Trojan

 

Send in the Towels

1190897894Do not throw yourself under a moving bus just yet: Last night’s 5-2 Phillies win staved off heartbreak for one more night. It’s true that starting pitcher Kyle Lohse looked spooked the whole time he was out there, tossing up change-up after change-up, and after the Braves’ mammoth first baseman Mark Teixeira launched one over the Walt Whitman Bridge, the meltdown seemed inevitable. But it never happened. In fact, Lohse’s notoriously shaky late innings actually turned out OK. Seven not-so-strong innings, a Chipper Jones error, and a Hawaiian homer later, well, it’s back to one game behind the Mets, one behind the Padres.

And, look, here come the groan-inducing Philadelphonic headlines. Even though it must be tough to clap your hands holding a coffee mug, columnist Will Bunch is freaking out and throwing up late posts with lots of exclamation points.

But, Jesus, who’s not worried about those purple monsters in Colorado at this point?

So, here we are, ready for another night of rally-toweling, with long-bearded ace John Smoltz taking the mound against remarkable rookie Kyle Kendrick.

Rumor mill: Adam Eaton won’t ever pitch a meaningful game again. Apparently Pat Burrell gave him a locker-room shakedown of the “What the fuck is wrong with you?” variety, and it was clear the dude is fried. If it wasn’t already obvious, nobody has enough confidence in him anymore to even have a warm-up catch with him. So, that’s good news.

Phils beat Braves, Creep up on Mets [Daily News]
Philies fire back with 5-2 win [Beerleaguer]

PHOTO: Daily News

 

The 8:30 Report: Today’s Buried News

PHARMACEUTICAL NIGHTMARES: FDA cautions patients about Cephalon

RENDELL: “Appalled” by sleeping guards at nuke plant

GET YOUR SWINGERS OFF MY LAWN: Port Richmond neighbors want sexed-up club off their block

ENVIRO-CONSCIOUS BARBARIANS: Eagles are greenest team in the league

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End Quote: Follow the White Balls

Today’s Daily Examiner quip comes from Philebrity’s DJ sportsman Michael Fichman and his always delightfully dangerous anti-sports column “This Week in Balls.” In his latest, he tackles Donovan McNabb’s incendiary HBO interview from last week and its relevancy to Philadelphia’s own racial realities:

It’s not OK to proclaim racism anymore. Does that mean it’s gone? Of course not. Any white boy who has worked a day of construction in Philly knows that a messy scrap pile is “a moolinyan job” to give to a white hauler. Any white boy who’s told a MontCo elite that they live in West Philly has received a quizzical look or worse.

This Week In Balls: That’s Great, But Can You Play It More White? [Philebrity]

 

March of the Goose Liver

1190823815Everywhere you look right now there are protesters. If it’s not casinos, it’s foie gras. And this week pro-goose-torturing restaurateurs are fighting back against the hypersensitive masses pushing for the City Council ban on foie gras.

The Inquirer’s Michael Klein reports that some area restaurants are gearing up to offer $5 foie gras lunch and dinner specials next week to combat the potential ban and to also flip a fatty-goosed finger to the disruptive protesters. Klein quotes chef Robert Reilly of Queen Village’s Salt & Pepper restaurant as saying “I think that with all the casualties in the war in Iraq, worrying about foie gras is kind of ridiculous. We eat pork, we eat chicken. To sympathize with these ducks, I think, is ridiculous.” True. But how many callous duck sympathizers are there impeding local businesses’ rights to serve?

Plenty, says Nick Cooney of Hugs for Puppies, who references a recent animal-rights poll showing 85 percent of Pennsylvanians think foie gras is cruel. (Personal skepticism about presupposed scientific polling suggest this number may be incredibly high and possibly bullshit.) However, Cooney tells the Daily Examiner that next week’s $5 drive, orchestrated by foie gras supply king D’Artagnan, of Newark, N.J., is also a little out of whack. “It’s a laughable publicity stunt. It isn’t changing the fact that the Philadelphia restaurant industry is moving away from foie gras, and nearly all the top chefs and restaurants are moving away from it for good,” he says.

Cooney couldn’t give an exact number of the restaurants that are “moving away from it,” but he did say the important-sounding website “Professionals Against Foie Gras” carries the most up-to-date listing of gavage-friendly bastards is here.

So, depending upon which side of the debate you fall, either bring your appetite or your favorite goose-getting-a-hose-jammed-down-its-throat protest sign and enjoy yourself.

A bargain for lovers of foie gras [Philly.com]
Hugs for Puppies [Homepage]

 

The Overwhelming Stink of Familiarity

1190812919The Phillies, once again, toyed with the emotions of both the diehards and recent pile-ons during last night’s loss to the Atlanta Braves. It was supposed to be an easy task, facing nothing-to-cower-over pitcher Chuck James to kick off the series. The Phils were down early, came back, took the lead, then relinquished it once Geoff Geary took over for the struggling Jaimie Moyer.

This wasn’t supposed to happen. Last night’s sellout crowd, equipped with the requisite playoff-race, stadium-provided rally towels, were amped for the Phils to skip to the next level. All is not lost, obviously, as the Phillies are still just two behind the Mets and one behind the Padres for the wildcard, but last night’s loss was a sobering reminder that there are still some games left to play before the city can officially begin fantasizing about October baseball.

To quote the mighty Beerleaguer: “For the Phillies, who’re operating on borrowed time as some have already resolved, their version of October started yesterday, and they’re down 0-1 in the best of six.”

Tonight it gets harder, as the Braves trot out the tricky Tim Hudson to play the role of dream assassin against the soft-tossing Kyle Lohse.

Hopefully, thousands of pounds of terry cloth will not have sacrificed their lives in vain.

Phils Can’t Gain on Mets [Philly.com]
Will the club bounce back this time? [Inquirer]
The Off Days are Better [Beerleaguer]

Photo: Philly.com

 

The 8:30 Report: Today’s Buried News

RENDELL: Lights out on energy plan

EXCESS: Is Vanguard jillionaire selling his mansion?

VETS BEHAVING BADLY: Delco man accused of Purple Heart fraud

PHILLIES BRASS: Who’ll be ’09’s Pat Gillick?

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End Quote: Mayor Street Reason Many Move Out of Philadelphia

Today’s Daily Examiner quip comes from Consumerist, which posted a how-dumb-is-he story on Mayor Street’s property-tax brain fart. The commenters, some current and former Philadelphians, were quick to point out that this act was in no way atypical:

Having grown up near Philadelphia, and my father hating John Street since his lawyer days, it’s a pretty well rumored fact that Mayor Street has never paid taxes and was a crook a long time before he was ever voted in. Thus the reason my family (and many others) moved out of Philadelphia.

Philadelphia Mayor Cracks Down on Tax Evaders, Finds Out He is One [Consumerist]

 

SugarHouse Getting Spooked by Anti-Casino Wrath?

1190738035Anti-casino stormtroopers are braying “Victory!” after City Council canceled its September 21st public hearing on bills related to SugarHouse’s casino application. A post on Young Philly Politics, quoting shadowy “political insiders,” claims that “SugarHouse requested the delay after they unsuccessfully tried to force the Fishtown Neighbors Association to the negotiation table.” Philebrity piles on the rumor mill by saying essentially the same thing. SugarHouse representatives have yet to return an Examiner e-mail request for comment.

Elsewhere on the spirited protest front, Casino-Free Philadelphia and other community groups plan to swarm a “rules hearing” at City Hall tomorrow to “lobby members of City Council and to ask for their continued support for re-siting SugarHouse and Foxwoods casinos.”

The party starts at 10 a.m., across from the Dunkin’ Donuts at the northeast section of City Hall. Bring your yelling pants.

Philadelphia City Council Cancels SugarHouse Hearing [Keystone Politics]
Fishtown Neighbors Group Feels Slighted by SugarHouse [Evening Bulletin]

 

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