Imagine How Good the Drugs Will Be If They Actually Make the Playoffs

1190907482A reader submits these keen observations from last night’s Phillies game, which suggests some enterprising individuals have found a loophole in some of the new tailgating policies. Insert your own sics throughout:

It seems the market for nitrous balloons among the tailgating crowd has really taken off. I’ve heard about this at Dave concerts, but never at Phillies games. We parked in the Linc lot (between Citizens bank and the Linc). As people filed out after the game, several people set up shop directly inside the gates of the parking lot with industrial sized nitrous tanks, filling and selling balloons for $5 a pop. EVERYONE was buying them. People would casually alternate between puffs on a cigarette and pulls from a balloon. I must have seen 2 or 3 hundred people doing this. After the crowd died down a bit people started going car to car with full tanks on wheels selling them. Like I said, it seemed like a new trend to me, although I normally park in the Jetro lot, which I had previously considered the party lot. I guess I’ll have to reconsider now. On a related note, there were plenty of people pushing zannies in the lot too.

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3 Responses to “Imagine How Good the Drugs Will Be If They Actually Make the Playoffs”

  1. paul Says:

    and i thought the electric factory was bad…

  2. ha Says:

    phillies fans know how to rage..big deal

  3. Mr. Green Says:

    In other news, the sky is blue and water is wet. LOL, was this the writer’s first time to Philly?

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