Immersion

Try not to weep with pleasure as the therapists at Water Club’s Immersion — a tranquil Asian-meets-the-Jersey-Shore spot — begin their choreographed Immersion Four-Hand Massage (which actually feels like eight), kneading out knots, applying your choice of oils where needed, and basically fixing anything and everything that’s troublesome in your life. For that 80 minutes, at least ($340).