New Alhambra

Frustrated by all the cash you’ve dropped on seats only to watch our local teams lose, lose, and lose again? You can work out some of that aggression — vicariously, at least — seeing grown men and women bloody each other at the New Alhambra, a two-year-old shrine to triple body suplexes. They’ve got real boxing, Women’s Extreme Wrestling, Ultimate Dodgeball, Combat Zone Wrestling, and plenty of other lowbrow ways to enjoy an evening with your honey. Whatever you do, don’t take a cab. We waited over an hour to get one home.