The Pier at Caesars

Step 1: Hire a designated driver. Steer clear of the plebeian Hummer limo and opt for the far more ridiculous six-passenger Ferrari stretch from Ali Baba. Step 2: After brews and stogies in your brilliant ride, head to Game On for more beer, Macho Nachos, 95 plasmas, perfectly hot waitresses, and that mechanical bull. Step 3: Indulge in protein at Bobby Flay Steak. Step 4: Flirt with bachelorettes and prove your manhood with exotic tequilas while cover bands play at Borgata’s Gypsy Bar. Step 5: Avoid the T&A rip-offs on the strip (ha!), and hit Hott Spot, a no-BS sort of place. Step 6: Remember that what happens in A.C. — well, you know the drill.