We were hooked even before we found out that (sshhh!) A.I. is a client. But now that we know, come on: If she can soothe his overworked muscles, think what she can do for your sissy kinks. Not that this energetic and intuitive masseuse makes you feel like anything but her top priority. After discussing your lower back issues in the Zen-like confines of one of our favorite city spas, she expertly targets the trouble spots with a well-trained, calibrated touch that goes as deep as you need.