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Chris Christie Says He Didn’t Embrace Obama, He Just Walked and Chewed Gum at the Same Time

New Jersey Governor Chris Christie addressed the press in LBI on Wednesday. In addition to winter storm Athena (read: the Nor’easter that’s about to kick […]

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Mayor Nutter Says Won’t Leave Philly for President Obama’s Administration

Philadelphia Mayor Michael Nutter addressed the press on Wednesday afternoon regarding the 2012 election. He said that, despite some speculation, he has no expectation of […]

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Celeb Scoop: Bradley Cooper Narrates an Anit-Mitt Romney Documentary

Bradley Cooper Gets His Morgan Freeman On. Jenkintown’s golden boy lent his voice to the folks producing an anti-Mitt Romney documentary. Cooper narrates Hindsight, which […]

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Charles Barkley Says Ugly Women Have No Chance to Work on TV

Charles Barkley recently spoke with the folks at SI.com to discuss what it’s like to be cursed out by Michael Jordan and what to expect […]

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Judge Says Pennsylvania Must Allow Full View of Prisoner Execution

A federal judge has ruled in favor of the Philadelphia Inquirer and the Harrisburg Patriot-News, barring state officials from using curtains or other methods to […]

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Life Is Tough for Philadelphia’s Republicans

It wasn’t much of a surprise to most people when news networks all over the country projected that President Barack Obama had won Pennsylvania’s 20 […]

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Brace Yourselves for the Snowy Wrath of Winter Storm Athena

It’s November 7, 2012, which means that the End of Days is rapidly approaching. In an effort to streamline communication between now and the inevitable […]

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Thief Arrested With Flat-Screen TV and Frozen Pizza During Hurricane Sandy

Police say that a 29-year-old man ran away when he was spotted by an officer in LBI on October 28th, right as Hurricane Sandy was […]

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Voter Turnout Shows That Basically Nobody Voted This Year

If you made the trek down to the polls yesterday, then go ahead and pat yourself on the back because nobody else voted. Actually, at […]

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Surgeons at CHOP to Separate Conjoined Twins

Surgeons at the Children’s Hospital of Philadelphia will attempt to separate 8-month-old conjoined twins on Wednesday. The twins are from upstate New York and are […]

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The Internet Thinks Diane Sawyer Was Drunk During Election Coverage

The election dominated television on Tuesday night as every network and their brothers tried to get you to tune in and see who America would […]

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President Obama Wins a Second Term, But Nate Silver Wins the Election

Barack Obama Is Re-Elected. In case you couldn’t hack it with the big boys last night, here’s President Obama’s victory speech from the early hours […]

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Governor Romney Spends His Election Day Campaigning in Ohio, Pennsylvania

While President Obama participates in some satellite interviews and plays basketball on Tuesday, Mitt Romney is busy pushing for last-minute votes in swing states. The […]

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President Obama Spends His Election Day Playing Basketball

Today is a big day for President Barack Obama. As Americans headed to the polls to cast their votes in the 2012 election, President Obama […]

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Defendant Tells Jury to Convict Him of Murder Quickly So He Can Watch the Eagles Game

A defendant on trial for double murder in California did not want to miss the Eagles/Saints game on Monday night. During cross examination, 49-year-old Nathan […]