Warning: This strip-mall spot is a far cry from a spa. But we forgot about the bare look of Celebrity Massage when the most kink-working treatment we’ve ever had began. (Just ask frequenter Shane Victorino.) Here, convenience is king: An hour massage is only $55, no appointment’s needed, and the place is open till 10 p.m. daily. (Hence our weekly habit.) 200 West Ridge Pike, Conshohocken, 484-351-8195, celebritymassage.net.