OPERATOR:
Hello, thank you for calling WHYY. How much would you like to pledge?

YOU: Hello, my name is [YOUR NAME HERE]. I support the mission of public broadcasting, but the amount of money your CEO makes really has me peeved. So I’d like to pledge nothing. You got that? Nothing. As that guy said in the movie Network [scream here, if possible]: “I’m as mad as hell, and I’m not gonna take this anymore!” [Hang up.]