After feasting ourselves silly this holiday season (starting with a gorge on cornbread stuffing at Tory Burch’s swanky Valley Forge Thanksgiving), Edgar and I are joining the Main Line snowbirds headed to the Pritikin spa that opened last month in Miami. Pass the carrot sticks! … What state power broker and his comely wife are allegedly splitsville? The charity circuit is chattering that the glam duo is headed for separate residences. … And roll out the red carpet: The tale of Jocelyn Kirsch and Edward Anderton — the infamous “Bonnie and Clyde” duo who robbed from the rich and gave to … themselves — is headed to the big screen, with Natalie Portman to star. Pulitzer winner Tracy Letts is penning the screenplay, based on Philly Mag contributor Sabrina Rubin Erdely’s story in Rolling Stone. Edgar, I’m ready for my close-up!