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Jerry Blavat Finds the Fountain of Youth

By Jason Fagone

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Tuesday

Back in Philly. Back at Modo Mio, where we first had dinner a week ago. Back with the three bottles of red wine, back with “the guys” (well, one guy, WPHT-AM’s finance expert, Steve Cordasco, who manages Jerry’s portfolio), back with the generous plates of agnolotti and pine-nut torte. The Geator’s piling food on my plate, asking after my pregnant wife, catching me up on the stuff in Florida I missed. When you’re back in with the Geator, you’re really back in. “You’re part of my family now. You understand? I think of you as a little brother.”

I don’t think this is insincere. He really means it. It’s just a delicious sort of impossibility. Jerry can befriend a mobster, Jerry can befriend your grandma, he can get close to kings and king-high scumbags alike, he can live to be 115 years old — but only Jerry can do that. You can’t. That’s his power. He goes where no one else can go and comes back with a story that lets you feel like you’ve been there too. But you haven’t. That’s how much he loves you. He loves you enough to create a fantasy of deep and timeless togetherness even though he knows that when he dies, and when you die, you’ll both go your separate ways — you to wherever, and the Geator to Sammy’s secluded table in the sky.

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Originally published in Philadelphia magazine, May 2008

 
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User comments

Geater Hasn't Changed a Bit
May. 5, 2008 at 1:04 PM
Posted by Anonymous
An excellent article on the Geater... as someone who was never allow into 'his tribe' (he's STILL deep into Native Americans :) I nonetheless am glad to see he continues to do very well, adjusting without changing. God Bless Him and his remaining family in South Philly.
Long live Geator
May. 12, 2008 at 7:57 PM
Posted by Leslie Sommer
Thank you for a great article, and especially for remembering those of us who grew up with the Geator and have followed him all these years. He keeps us ALL young! (young and breathless)
Does he take HGH?
May. 13, 2008 at 7:10 AM
Posted by fixed gear
So, uh, he referrs to himself in the thrid person? Gotta love that. Think he takes steroids or HGH? He looks pretty buff for a geezer.
Ron White
Jun. 5, 2008 at 8:07 PM
Posted by di 1
Seems a bit disrespectful to merely say "indicted lawyer Ron White." Interesting article otherwise
Size doesn't matter at 60!!
Jun. 23, 2008 at 6:22 PM
Posted by Anonymous
Would have loved the article until you had to focus on the size of his male body parts! What does that have to do with his music fans?? Those of us in our 50's & 60's could care less. Real men do not have to brag about it!

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