44. Eat at an outdoor cafe.
45. Neck at a drive-in movie.
46. See foreign lands.
With no jet-lag! Festival of India, August 16th, Great Plaza at Penn’s Landing, indiacouncil.org (free). Polish-American Festival, August 30th-September 1st and September 6th-7th, Our Lady of Czestochowa, 654 Ferry Road, Doylestown, 215-345-0600, czestochowa.us ($9). Vendemmia (Italian) Wine Festival, September 28th, Vendemmia Square, 20th Street and Pattison Avenue, 215-551-3859, vendemmiafoundation.org ($40).
47. Chinese fire drill!
Just as giddy as when you were 16. Be sure to choose a long light, though, because — well, you’re not 16 anymore. Where not to switch seats: on Roosevelt Boulevard (they drive crazy!) or within eyeshot of a cop. Duh.