The Phillies Just Signed a Guy Married to a Playboy Model

The Phillies have signed 27-year-old utility man Reid Brignac to a minor-league contract that includes an invitation to spring training. In return, Brignac brings with him a career .221 average and a wife who has posed in Playboy, Lauren Anderson. Tip o’ the hat to Crossing Broad for alerting us to this fact. To give you a sense for the woman–and not just the body–here’s Lauren giving some utterly useless advice on the “best and worst pickup lines.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRP1gD62jio

By the way, if this arrangement works out the way it has for former Mets pitcher Kris Benson and his former stripper ex-wife Anna Benson, Brignac is a serious liability and should be cut immediately. (Disclaimer: Above photo may or may not be from 11 years ago.)